kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
consĀ of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

Posted 7 hours ago With 23,987 notes

  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

Posted 7 hours ago With 23,401 notes

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Posted 14 hours ago With 405,549 notes

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